Again I have stolen someone else's joke. I would give credit where it is due, if I knew who to give the credit to. Whoever they are, I thank them.
A teacher was explaining the two party system to her students, and little Tommy raised his hand to say he plans to be a Republican.
"Why is that?" asked the teacher.
"Well," he replied, "My father was a Republican, and my grandfather was a Republican, and my great grandfather was a Republican.
"Wanting the child to think for himself, she prodded: "What if your father, and your grandfather, and your great grandfather had all been thieves?"
Quickly Tommy responded, "Then I'd be a Democrat."